Friday, June 27, 2008

Fashion Show

Aaaaawwwwww yeah, ladies. And if this one don't get you, then check me out, yo...

See how ahmall up in this apple, yo? Yyyyeah, I take care of my body.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Top Ten Morals

Through a series of unspecified circumstances, you become privy to a fairly disturbing piece of information. It seems a particular young adult has a couple of very specific fantasies, and these fantasies are just plain fucked - by anyone's standards. These fantasies are fucked to the point where you feel like you need to call the cops. So you do, even though the act of making this call does violate a certain moral standard which you have heretofore faithfully observed. But these fantasies are seriously fucked. Really. This is where we learn that, no matter what you may have heard, some morals actually do count more than others.

So the NYPD picks up the phone, you get directed to an officer or a detective or some guy who sounds like New York, and you tell him what you know. This being New York in 2008, he is unimpressed and he offers, "There's no victim. Without a victim I can't do anything." And he continues to add that, thoughts, however broken they may be, are not a crime.

Before you debate this any further, consider the reaction I would undoubtedly have received if I told him I knew someone who was thinking about blowing up the Statue of Liberty.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008