Tuesday, December 06, 2011

This Is NOT a Medical Facility

...is literally the first thing our answering machine says.

For just this kind of reason.


RONW said...

Surely you jest. A few year ago, I was sanitizing my phone and the cops arrived at my apartment. Apparently, wiping the phone buttons had triggered an alert that somebody was frantically dialing a number. For an emergency?? No, officers, I was just getting rid of bacteria.

blournalist said...

Nope - my machine really does tell you that this isn't a medical facility. Get that fairly often. Also people looking to order pizza.

Kind of nice to know that the cops will show up if I start flailing at the buttons, actually. Thanks for the tip!