My Fellow Americans...

During times of election, I implore you to express yourself with deep animus and contempt toward fellow voters who take an opposing point of view.  It is important that we view the People of this great land as being in only one of two categories: like-minded or ignorant.  I encourage you to get as upset as possible at every turn.

More than ever, the presidential race, if not the general office of presidency itself, only seems to serve to drive the country in two.  We all need to dial back the vitriol.  These states are less united than ever.