Communication

How to substitute awkward silence for even more awkward conversation.



"Did you eat your Pop-Tart?"
"I thought you said 'Mom-Tart'."
"Well, Mom did give it to you."
"Yup."
"What would a Mom-flavored Pop-Tart taste like?"

[beat]

"Love."

[beat]

"This concludes another in our continuing series of meaningless conversations."