Countdown to Christmas Partytime

I think I've figured out how to deal with the family visit; tune out. For three days, I'll more or less be Peter Gibbons to my family's Lumbergh. With this plan, I can't miss.

Then I'll write a blournal entry all about it with some photos and that should just about do it for "This is NOT a blog" V1.2 (I wasn't kidding about the paper trail thing, and the Christmas entry will undoubtedly seal the deal. Then I'll hide the body.)

After that, this will probably turn into more of a photo blog type of thing, as in the case of the previous entry. Then the only harm I'm potentially bringing upon myself is posting pictures without consent, which is - what? only a felony? That's not a big deal.