Flames

Okay - don't help Dad with either of his bags. And I know there are three boxes left in the car and I can only carry one of them, but go ahead and just head right for the house empty handed. When we get to the house and I haven't yet gone back to the car (which I left open) feel free to get on my ass about making a fire.

When eight cups of coffee sit in the pot starting at 8AM, wait until we dump it out at 3PM before you come in and go, "Aw man, someone dumped all that coffee? I was gonna nuke me some of that."

Otherwise, let's just spend all day watching "Great Weapons of the Bible" on some TV channel I didn't even know I had.