Sparkle Moose

How do we know it's holiday time around here?
Is it the toasty, maybe slightly out of control fire?


No.


Is it the homemade marshmallows?


Apparently, also no.


Chicks wearing stuff like this?


Um... working on it.

Is it by the astonishingly lame blournal entries?
Come on. Now you're not even trying.

No, around here the holidays can best be summarized with two simple words:


Sparkle Moose.