Trucker Hat

Today's entry, for no apparent reason, will be comprised solely of CB jargon. Breaker breaker, this here’s the CornGator. Seen some longhaired friends of Jesus drivin' a pregnant roller skate out of Shakey City. They was bein’ pulled over by a beaver bear. Smile and comb your hair. Got a copy?

Big ten-four. You got the Rubber Duck. I shot an eyeball on it. Looks like someone spilled honey on the road. Gonna back off the hammer so I don’t get a bear bite. Bet you needed the jake, too. Comeback?

Suppository. Got a comic book to keep.

Ten-fourty, little brother. Gotta cut the coax, so we’ll throw you the threes and eights. Keep your eyes and ears open and your black stack smokin’. We gone.

That’s a four. Keep the bugs off your glass and bears off your ass. We down, out, and on the side.

Sorry.